fucknohtml:

sadvaporwavebabe:

hey stop calling that character your “waifu” its basically raping fictionkin who identify as that character because no one consented to it thanks

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litahalford:

it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

greetings:

OH MY GOD I’M CRYING

(Source: bootyoftheday)

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

itsdrickibytch:

stability:

Those are some hot buns

My Anaconda Don’t

itsdrickibytch:

stability:

Those are some hot buns

My Anaconda Don’t

stilinskillme:

remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years

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hokuto-ju-no-ken:

gentlemanbones:

thebicker:

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. When the pinnacle of female objectification is telling you you’re being a sexist pig, maybe for real you’re being a sexist pig. (I mean, women have been telling you you’re a sexist pig for catcalling for a long time, but then again, they’re *women* so their opinions don’t count. Now a magazine for men has acknowledged it so LISTEN UP.)

Excuse you, Playboy is a respectable magazine. It’s advocated for equal rights any number of times, and not just for women, but for the queer community.

Yeah, seriously. My grandma had a subscription to Playboy and I’d read ‘em monthly. Anyone calling Playboy “the pinnacle of female objectification” or thinking it’s just a mindless porn rag has never actually touched a Playboy. It’s one of the very few unbiased and progressive publications out there.

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

gentlemanbones:

thebicker:

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. When the pinnacle of female objectification is telling you you’re being a sexist pig, maybe for real you’re being a sexist pig. (I mean, women have been telling you you’re a sexist pig for catcalling for a long time, but then again, they’re *women* so their opinions don’t count. Now a magazine for men has acknowledged it so LISTEN UP.)

Excuse you, Playboy is a respectable magazine. It’s advocated for equal rights any number of times, and not just for women, but for the queer community.

Yeah, seriously. My grandma had a subscription to Playboy and I’d read ‘em monthly. Anyone calling Playboy “the pinnacle of female objectification” or thinking it’s just a mindless porn rag has never actually touched a Playboy. It’s one of the very few unbiased and progressive publications out there.

brownglucose:

Me as a mother

bmvagabounce:

cptncaboose:

catlover839:

archgayngel:

captain-irrayditation:

irrhythmic:

captchaloginbreadcrumbs:

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

this is not ok

telling time just got 300% more confusing

aesthetically interesting, cognitively nightmarish

Teacher: What’s the time?

Me: *Mental breakdown*

this isn’t difficult……. to read…….. the hands are still where they’d normally be on an analogue clock it doesnt have the numbers but it’s not that hard to tell

true, but in general we’re used to just a few lines. The geometrical beauty is a mess of line segments that draws our mind into trying to read time from all these lines, which is confusing as hell.

Did i science properly

(Source: ddnjapan)

honchcrow:

wow u should all follow my alphabet soups advice

honchcrow:

wow u should all follow my alphabet soups advice

mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

wiirdo:

wiirdo:

ALSO SPEAKING OF META KNIGHT, LOOK AT THIS PLUSH I SAW ON EBAY

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HE LOOKS SO DISTRAUGHT

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99 DOLLARS

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"Sakurai grounded me from appearing in Smash because i played too rough with the other kids"

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oh now i feel bad for making fun of it

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WAIT SHIT I REMEMBER WHERE I’VE SEEN THAT FACE BEFORE

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just-another-dream:

The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed

(Source: samsfatcakes)

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