(Source: rudeasscop)

myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

(Source: blameaspartame)

  

scibot9000:

regular softer harder porridge

ivycallum:

When a teacher tells you to be quiet half way through your sentence.

ivycallum:

When a teacher tells you to be quiet half way through your sentence.

tonyturtlx:

patrick-stumps-bingo-hat:

is this band even real

wait which episode of american horror story asylum is that

tonyturtlx:

patrick-stumps-bingo-hat:

is this band even real

wait which episode of american horror story asylum is that

(Source: patrick-stumps)

fearwakes-me-up:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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(Source: hashtaglmao)

bluekomadori:

It would be really awesome if Greninja’s surf took shape of other pokemon

bluekomadori:

It would be really awesome if Greninja’s surf took shape of other pokemon

dallassalad:

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now you have a transparent picture to drag to the inbox button to make it look like you have messages

this is the saddest thing i have ever seen

yzma:

she’s turning 30 this year

yzma:

she’s turning 30 this year

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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(Source: fruitcrocs)

funnuraba:

fucking decimated

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

lapfoxs:

this is literally everyone on tumblr

(Source: allilsonargent)