“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
the original pokemon were so cool. plant with feet. pile of eggs. slime that turns into bigger slime. other plant with feet
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
I went on Google Images and typed in Samurai Jack andI was not disapointed
for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
my life is a lie.
“I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got married.”
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee, and then I had even BETTER ADVENTURES